Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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“ヽ(´▽`)ノ” subwaywolf talk to me about stavos

frankcastles:

captainkirkeltwerk:

frankcastles:

captainkirkeltwerk:

subwaywolf:

stavos is great because davos is Mistaken For Gay one or two times in the show and he doesn’t even deny it goddamn homo motherfuckin onion.

literally; Sallador Saan: “Man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him”Homo onion: [nervous laughter]

stannis is a charmless asexual but that doesn’t mean he cant blush and say dumb cute words to davos and (sometimes) make eye contact and touch his shoulder? once? in passing? and davos is just like…. come out of ur shell you dumb lobster

stannis: and you would serve as my hand.
onion: your grace [kneels] i pray i serve you well
stannis: [glances around nervously] get off your knees people are going to know

maybe stannis wil make a comment about davos’ beard being cute or his outfit looking good? his cape? idk?? well he compliments onion every once in a while and that’s flirting! and davos knows but he’s chill about it like ‘thank you your grace’ and leaves and stannis is just like ‘im a fool im a fool damn it’ but keeps it cool because its stannis ok.

homo onion: ‘theres only one reliable leader left in Westeros’ {points to bf’ ‘STANNIS!!’
stannis: ya…. ok chill….. homo….
homonion: he doens’t just talk abt paying people back, he does it!!!!! [ holds up chopped fingers] but he still holds this hand sometimes!!!! its pretty sweet actually
stannis: [grinds teeth]
tycho nestoris: is everyone in westeros fucking gay or

domestic modern AU stavos with Davos cooking food and stannis on a leather recliner reading Hemingway means so much to me. bonus points if the food has onions in it but yea

KING STANNIS IS MY GOD!!!!!!!!! A-fucking-MEN!!!!!!!!!!,

[gruff voice] HARD TRUTHS CUT  BOTH WAYS SER DAVOS

HE FOUGHT  B RAVELY. (teeny grin) ((like seriously man up motherfucker you’re supposed to have one emotion jfc))

But wait picture this

Stannis want to propose to Davos, but he refuses to bend a knee so he tells Davos to get down on one knee. Davos rolls his eyes and does it knowing full well whats going on. Stannis then takes Davoses hand and trys to put  ring on it but, his hand being full of nubs, it falls off. Stannis’s face wills with rage  and he storms off not having time to deal with this malarkey. Davos smiles like a happy little idiot and put it on him self  and ties a knot in the glove keeping the ring on.  The whole thing is pointless though, everyone  in westrose knows two things. 1 STANNIS IS THE MANNIS (all so the one true king) 2 Davos beongs to Stannis.

yea but picture this. 

davos goes home to visit his wife (cough beard cough) and his son (who he literally named after stannis, fuckin tears in my eyes rn god) and when he comes back to dragonstone months later Stannis is waiting for him. practically standing on the balcony watching the sea waiting for davos’s ship to roll in. they probs shouldnt hug in front of every body so he gives a begrudging sort of ‘eh, welcome back i guess whatever’ but you know when they get up to his bed chamber stannis stands there and waits and davos goes in for THE TWENTY SECOND HUG. he even nudges stannis’s temple w his cheek, so they get a little skin touching, but if he gets too nuzzle-y stannis won’t be havin that shit. stannis used to just stand for it and let davos hug him, but now he gives a hug in return and a pat on the back and he lets davos rub his back w his nubbies and won’t let go until the twenty seconds are definitely up. if davos pulls away too early stannis be grumpin for the rest of the night. the week. the year. 

But then!

Davos  put onions under Stannis’ pillows because he wants him to remeber how much he cares about him only sometimes Stannis doesn’t find them though and  and Davos has to sneak into his room to clean up the onions before they rot. Its not proper for a king to smell of rotting onions. People though see Davos sneaking out of his graces room and assume that Stannis is getting far more comfortable with touching Davos then he is. This coupled with the fact that Stannis is allready grumpin due to lack of quality hug time has resulted in far more angry Staniss growls then normal witch Davos chuckles at because  danm his pouty face is cute

stannis don’t even care if he smell like onions bc like his onion knight is his favorite thing and person in the whole damn world. if they rot, he havin a problem, but he like to leave the onion there at night and cuddle up w it under his pillow bc it brings him closer to davos. and then he starts orderin onion is on all his food even… the…. buTTERNUT….. SQUASH…. SOUP! he be thrown the pots around in the kitchen like “put the fuckin pearl onions in there gdi, i don’t care about texture” and the chef is wiser and a better cook and he know no dang onions go in that butternet squash soup but he gotta put them in anyway! but first he sends for davos to come get this angry ass king out of his kitchen, and of course davos is the only one who can calm him down. “they’ll put the onion in sire, even if the texture is bad. i think it’s a fine decision, your grace”. and if davos wants some stannis makes sure it’s room temperature, bc that’s true love.

And Davos would put thick cut carrots in the stew just cause he knew he likes him and then cheif would yell at both of them and they’d have to leave because yeah its the king and the hand and everything but you dont mess with the man who makes your food. So they they have to go and find somthing to make the chief happy but on the way there they decide that Davos literally needs to become Stanniss hand so they cut off davoses nub hand and one of staniss but they forgot to get someone to  sow it up so they had to scream and get the shadow birthing lady in red to help and long story short now they are one and its beautiful and make erryone cry. 

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“ヽ(´▽`)ノ” subwaywolf talk to me about stavos

frankcastles:

captainkirkeltwerk:

subwaywolf:

stavos is great because davos is Mistaken For Gay one or two times in the show and he doesn’t even deny it goddamn homo motherfuckin onion.

literally; Sallador Saan: “Man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him”Homo onion: [nervous laughter]

stannis is a charmless asexual but that doesn’t mean he cant blush and say dumb cute words to davos and (sometimes) make eye contact and touch his shoulder? once? in passing? and davos is just like…. come out of ur shell you dumb lobster

stannis: and you would serve as my hand.
onion: your grace [kneels] i pray i serve you well
stannis: [glances around nervously] get off your knees people are going to know

maybe stannis wil make a comment about davos’ beard being cute or his outfit looking good? his cape? idk?? well he compliments onion every once in a while and that’s flirting! and davos knows but he’s chill about it like ‘thank you your grace’ and leaves and stannis is just like ‘im a fool im a fool damn it’ but keeps it cool because its stannis ok.

homo onion: ‘theres only one reliable leader left in Westeros’ {points to bf’ ‘STANNIS!!’
stannis: ya…. ok chill….. homo….
homonion: he doens’t just talk abt paying people back, he does it!!!!! [ holds up chopped fingers] but he still holds this hand sometimes!!!! its pretty sweet actually
stannis: [grinds teeth]
tycho nestoris: is everyone in westeros fucking gay or

domestic modern AU stavos with Davos cooking food and stannis on a leather recliner reading Hemingway means so much to me. bonus points if the food has onions in it but yea

KING STANNIS IS MY GOD!!!!!!!!! A-fucking-MEN!!!!!!!!!!,

[gruff voice] HARD TRUTHS CUT  BOTH WAYS SER DAVOS

HE FOUGHT  B RAVELY. (teeny grin) ((like seriously man up motherfucker you’re supposed to have one emotion jfc))

But wait picture this

Stannis want to propose to Davos, but he refuses to bend a knee so he tells Davos to get down on one knee. Davos rolls his eyes and does it knowing full well whats going on. Stannis then takes Davoses hand and trys to put  ring on it but, his hand being full of nubs, it falls off. Stannis’s face wills with rage  and he storms off not having time to deal with this malarkey. Davos smiles like a happy little idiot and put it on him self  and ties a knot in the glove keeping the ring on.  The whole thing is pointless though, everyone  in westrose knows two things. 1 STANNIS IS THE MANNIS (all so the one true king) 2 Davos beongs to Stannis.

yea but picture this. 

davos goes home to visit his wife (cough beard cough) and his son (who he literally named after stannis, fuckin tears in my eyes rn god) and when he comes back to dragonstone months later Stannis is waiting for him. practically standing on the balcony watching the sea waiting for davos’s ship to roll in. they probs shouldnt hug in front of every body so he gives a begrudging sort of ‘eh, welcome back i guess whatever’ but you know when they get up to his bed chamber stannis stands there and waits and davos goes in for THE TWENTY SECOND HUG. he even nudges stannis’s temple w his cheek, so they get a little skin touching, but if he gets too nuzzle-y stannis won’t be havin that shit. stannis used to just stand for it and let davos hug him, but now he gives a hug in return and a pat on the back and he lets davos rub his back w his nubbies and won’t let go until the twenty seconds are definitely up. if davos pulls away too early stannis be grumpin for the rest of the night. the week. the year. 

But then!

Davos  put onions under Stannis’ pillows because he wants him to remeber how much he cares about him only sometimes Stannis doesn’t find them though and  and Davos has to sneak into his room to clean up the onions before they rot. Its not proper for a king to smell of rotting onions. People though see Davos sneaking out of his graces room and assume that Stannis is getting far more comfortable with touching Davos then he is. This coupled with the fact that Stannis is allready grumpin due to lack of quality hug time has resulted in far more angry Staniss growls then normal witch Davos chuckles at because  danm his pouty face is cute

Reblogged from frankcastles  15 notes
“ヽ(´▽`)ノ” subwaywolf talk to me about stavos

subwaywolf:

stavos is great because davos is Mistaken For Gay one or two times in the show and he doesn’t even deny it goddamn homo motherfuckin onion.

literally; Sallador Saan: “Man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him”Homo onion: [nervous laughter]

stannis is a charmless asexual but that doesn’t mean he cant blush and say dumb cute words to davos and (sometimes) make eye contact and touch his shoulder? once? in passing? and davos is just like…. come out of ur shell you dumb lobster

stannis: and you would serve as my hand.
onion: your grace [kneels] i pray i serve you well
stannis: [glances around nervously] get off your knees people are going to know

maybe stannis wil make a comment about davos’ beard being cute or his outfit looking good? his cape? idk?? well he compliments onion every once in a while and that’s flirting! and davos knows but he’s chill about it like ‘thank you your grace’ and leaves and stannis is just like ‘im a fool im a fool damn it’ but keeps it cool because its stannis ok.

homo onion: ‘theres only one reliable leader left in Westeros’ {points to bf’ ‘STANNIS!!’
stannis: ya…. ok chill….. homo….
homonion: he doens’t just talk abt paying people back, he does it!!!!! [ holds up chopped fingers] but he still holds this hand sometimes!!!! its pretty sweet actually
stannis: [grinds teeth]
tycho nestoris: is everyone in westeros fucking gay or

domestic modern AU stavos with Davos cooking food and stannis on a leather recliner reading Hemingway means so much to me. bonus points if the food has onions in it but yea

KING STANNIS IS MY GOD!!!!!!!!! A-fucking-MEN!!!!!!!!!!,

[gruff voice] HARD TRUTHS CUT  BOTH WAYS SER DAVOS

HE FOUGHT  B RAVELY. (teeny grin) ((like seriously man up motherfucker you’re supposed to have one emotion jfc))

But wait picture this

Stannis want to propose to Davos, but he refuses to bend a knee so he tells Davos to get down on one knee. Davos rolls his eyes and does it knowing full well whats going on. Stannis then takes Davoses hand and trys to put  ring on it but, his hand being full of nubs, it falls off. Stannis’s face wills with rage  and he storms off not having time to deal with this malarkey. Davos smiles like a happy little idiot and put it on him self  and ties a knot in the glove keeping the ring on.  The whole thing is pointless though, everyone  in westrose knows two things. 1 STANNIS IS THE MANNIS (all so the one true king) 2 Davos beongs to Stannis.